You just can't trust a Houston Cop!

You just can't trust a Houston Cop.  (Sorry, Louis.  Okay, there is ONE you can trust.)  Other than that, you can't.  I got yet another mother effin ticket yesterday!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am over these slimy, crooked Houston Police officers.  Go fight REAL crime.  Get some sleezeballs off the streets.  Maybe start with...

YOURSELF!  Crooked ass m-effer! 

See that pretty, LARGE city...it needs protection.  Could you help a city out?

And not worry about drivers who turn TOO WIDE!!!!!!!!!!?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!  D-Bag!