If I were...

If I were a month, I'd be April.

If I were a day of the week, I'd be Saturday.

If I were a time of day, I'd be 4 o'clock.

If I were a planet, I'd be Titan.

If I were a sea animal, I'd be an octopus.

If I were a direction, I'd be south.

If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be a chaise lounge.

If I were a liquid, I'd be a margarita, no doubt!

If I were a gemstone, I'd be a sapphire.

If I were a tree, I'd be a Norfolk Island Pine.

If I were a tool, I'd be a hammer.

If I were a flower, I'd be a tulip.

If I were a kind of weather, I'd be sunny and mild.

If I were a musical instrument, I'd be a bass guitar.

If I were a color, I'd be coral.

If I were an emotion, I'd be excitement.

If I were a fruit, I'd be a pineapple.

If I were a sound, I'd be the sound of wind.

If I were an element, I'd be water.

If I were a car, I'd be an Aston Martin.

If I were a food, I'd be Mexican.

If I were a place, I'd be an island.

If I were a material, I'd be organic cotton.

If I were a taste, I'd be sweet and sour.

If I were a scent, I'd be fresh and fruity.

If I were an object, I'd be a necklace.

If I were a bod part, I'd be the eyes.

If I were a facial expression, I'd be a deep gaze.

If I were a song, I'd be One of Us by Joan Osborne.

If I were a pair of shoes, I'd be a pair of red stilettos.

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