I need a key...STAT!

Or how about...I would LOVE some of these keys from StatKey!

I could mold my car key into this butterfly design....

...so I could FLY away!  Yeah!

And I would probably turn my house key into this heart design...

...'Cause Home is Where Your Heart Is!!!! 

I love these.  And if you have a keychain like a janitor, it would definitely simplify your life.